Funny SMS
When god opened the windows of haven he saw me & asked " what
is your wish of 2day" I said "Lord take care of the cute 1 who is
reading my sms"
Live can be hard nt alwys b fun, Jst as nght bring darknes &
mrning brings sun. Whn lif bcoms tough & nobody seems 2 b dere,
jst remembr i'm stil dere 4 u 2 care. Gud Nite.
I asked for strength and God gave me difficulties to make me strong.
Wisdom-problems 2 solve. Prosperity-brain 2 work. Courage-danger 2
overcome. Love-troubled people 2 help. Favours-opportunities. I
received nothing i wanted but everything i needed....
Happiness keeps you sweet. Trails make you strong. Sorrows keep you
human. Failures keep you humble. Success keep you glowing and god keeps
you going...
Priest was stroking Nun's thigh. Nun:Father, read Bible Verse 89.
Priest apologies & goes home to read bible Verse 89. It read:
GO HIGHER TO FIND GLORY.
Im glad friendship doesnt come with price tag. For if it does, id never
afford someone as gr8 as u!
Children use their thum to suck, illetrate use their thumb as
signature, but monkey uses their thumb to read SMS! NOW DON'T CHANGE UR
FINGER!
Thought of the Day:
Vision without action is a daydream, Action without vision is a
nightmare.
Hey sorry 4 disturbing u at this time. I need ur help. if u r not busy
if u don't mind. if u can & if its not disturbing u pls delete
this msg
What is ...HEIGHT OF SECULARISM: CHRISTIAN LADY OFFERING SIKH MAN PRIME
MINISTERSHIP UNDER A MUSLIM PRESIDENT IN A HINDU COUNTRY!
All the Religion of this World Spread only one message
The Bible Quran Granth Gita All teach us to Love each Other! and the
KAMASUTRA explains how!
If I cud write u a letter & the sky was my paper, the ocean my
ink & the stars my words, it wud still not b enough 2 describe
how good a friend u are to Me.
Till recently WWW meant World Wide Web: ask Naidu, ne wonders wheather
it is "What Went Wrong"!!
Star has 5 ends, square has 4 ends, triangle has 3 ends, line has 2
ends, life has 1 end, but good relation have no end, so keep in touch.
GOOD DAY
Frndz r like films; some are musical;some r romantic; some r
adventurous; some r comedy;and yet others r tragedy; but very few like
U, r oscar winning!!
Luv the 1, who cares 4 u, Care the 1, who shares with u, share the 1,
who knows u, know the 1 who meets u, meet the 1, who is made for you
Law of conversation of love. Love can neither be created nor be
destroyed but can be transferred from one girlfriend to another with
some slig
C L O S E N E S S resides in d heart. So no matter how busy or far
apart we are, u are always remembered & cared 4ever
SMILE S-Sets u free. M-Makes u special. I-Increases ur face value
L-Lifts up ur sprits E-Erases all your tensions.......so SMILE PLZ!
Y cudn't Shivji learn computers?? coz Ganpathiji ran away with d mouse!!
Sincere apology If u dont like any of my SMS n dont like 2 read, or if
any of my msgs disturb u, thn plz donot hesitate, feel free
to.....throw ur mobile.
If I call U: Single ring means iam thinking of u. 2 Rings means I miss
u. 3 ring means I like u. 4 rings means Dubukku attend my call. Hehehi
Take the date u r born, x4, +13, x25, -200, +mth u r born, x2, -40,
x50, + last 2 digit of ur yr u r born, -10500. Notice anything? Try it,
interesting
Girls misuse it! Anger robs it! Models sell it! Photographrs cage
it!Doctor advice it! Death freezs it!! Artists Create it!!! Thats
SMILE....be Happy
Help ever, hurt never! Love ever, hate never! Give ever, expect never!
Smile ever, cry never! Think me ever, forget ME Never!!!
What is globalization: Princes Diana's death: An English princess wit
an Egyptian boyfriend crashes in a French tunnel, driving a German car
wit a Dutch engine, driven by a Belgian who was drunk on Scottish
whisky, followed closely by Italian paparazzi, on Japanese motorcycle,
treated by an American doctor, using brazilian medicine. This msg was
created by an Indian on a chinese phone smuggled by Pakistani.....This
is globalization my Friend.
A Sardar breaks an egg to make an omlette but notices that the egg is
empty. He says...Saale! Now a days, even the hens have started using
condoms!!
if u ask me for how long i'll be ur friend?
my answer will be
i dont knw......
Coz I really dont knw which is longer,
FOREVER or ALWAYS!
Smokers have a smoking heart, Drinkers have an alcholic heart, I
requested you don't eat sugar, because YOU ALREADY HAVE A "SWEET HEART"
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